My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards: you start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then start work and get a gold watch on your first day. Work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap - and then you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case....

Haha.. Letter of the month!

but the sad thing is that you would be a worse surfer for every day you lived. And in the end(or beginning) you dont know how to surf anymore!

I would´nt enjoy that!

RATMAN skrev:
My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards: you start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then start work and get a gold watch on your first day. Work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap - and then you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case....



RATMAN, That was the best i've seen in a long time in here:laugh:

Here's one more..

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair with a cat named Bob. One afternoon, out of nowhere, appears the fairy godmother who says: "Cinderella, is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat and said, "I wish for you to transform Bob into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob turned into a man so handsome, the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. Bob walked over to Cinderella and held her close. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered, "Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off!"

You might call this Wind-Rewind then ...

RATMAN skrev:
My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards: you start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then start work and get a gold watch on your first day. Work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap - and then you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case....




You just want to be close to your dad's balls again you pervert!