2 Australian terms used when there are no waves
1/ Beer compass
That amazing, inbuilt compass that your body has, to somehow, against all odds, find it's way back to your door even when you are so mindlessly drunk you can't remember a thing of who you met, where you were, or what the fuck you were doing the night before!!
2/ Beer Coat
The amazing invisible coat you get after you get shitfaced that keeps you completely warm for ages and ages when walking home in minus degrees (with your beer compass on) and you have somehow misplaced your beanie, jacket and gloves..(+wallet) in the process of the night..beer jacket..nice and snuggly..
